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He was guilty but the cowards let him walk

Monday, February 15th, 2021

Trump was guilty of inciting an insurrection against the United States Congress and the Constitution that lead to to the death of five people. The root also caused property damage to the US Capital and Washington DC.

He was impeached by the House and tried in the Senate. But he Senate Republicans are afraid of Trump and his rabid fanatics.

Seems they haven’t spent enough time with their feet in the government trough and were afraid of losing their spot.

The end is coming

Friday, January 8th, 2021

On January 6th, as the Congress was meeting in a joint session to certify the results of the electoral college, his majesty incited an insurrection and riot by his deluded fanatical followers. They smashed doors and windows to force their way into the halls of Congress to stop the certification of his loss.

He did it and as usual he now denies it as he continues to deny he lost the election.

As a result even his cabinet is resigning and his allies are calling for his resignation or impeachment. He insists he did nothing wrong. His accounts with Twitter and Facebook have been closed to slow the continued lies. Action has also been taken against his cronies that persist on his behalf.

Five people are dead. One shot, one beat to death, three from medical emergencies. But it’s not his fault.

His remaining fanatics are trying to spin the tale to cast his majesty and the insurrectionists as victims of an antifa plot. There are rumors of possible demonstrations on January 20, Inauguration Day. His majesty will be safely in his Florida compound so he can deny knowledge before hand. But he made sure his fanatical followers he would be safely offsite.

Good luck with that.

They all stepped on their collective dicks hard.

Don’t let them get away with the lies. Root them out, vote them out.

Call a plumber

Friday, December 11th, 2020

His majesty is like a turd that won’t flush. We may need to reach in and scoop him up.

He just had a major lawsuit rejected by the Supreme Court. It was what may have been his last legal challenge to overturn his beating in the election.

Now he will make an attempt to get Congress to overturn the vote. He ain’t flushed yet.

The gullible have lots of money

Monday, November 30th, 2020

His majesty has raised $150,000,000 for his election fraud legal expenses. This shows that the galacticly stupid have spending money.

Are they aware that 70% goes to his majesty’s pocket? That’s $105,000,000. No wonder he turned down the president’s pay. He makes much more on the side.

Wake up fools.

The way things work now

Wednesday, November 25th, 2020

If you are running for election or re-election and find you are short on votes just start crying loudly and often that the election was rigged. With massive voter fraud. Line up some folks who believe your lie and are willing to say so in the press and in court. And just keep beating that drum.

It is not clear if this applies only to republicans but they seem to have adopted this method as a standard operating procedure.

I remember a time when the Republican Party had more integrity. When being Republican meant something.

No longer.